Dinner Conversation

Sam and I just died laughing to this conversation:

Sam: How was your day today, Makayah?

Mak: Good. I graduated from middle school today.

Sam: Really, wow. I think we should have a party for you. Shall we get you a car? Do you like cars?

Mak: YES!

Sam: What color?

Mak: i love a rainbowish color.

Isaiah: What's Makayah talking about?

Sam: She just graduated middle school, and she's going to get a car.

Isaiah: Makayah, how old are you?

Mak: i'm 65.

Isaiah: Dad, she's 65 and in MIDDLE SCHOOL??

Sam: Makayah, you're 65 and graduated from middle school?

Mak: yes.

Sam: Are you married?

M: yes. his name is Sam.

Sam: what is your name?

M: Rosie.

Sam: Sam and Rosie. Where did you meet?

M: at the temple.

Sam: where did you get married?

M: at the temple.

Sam: do you have any children?

M: yes, i have 65.

Sam: 65, wow. did you adopt any of them?

M: yes, ALL of them.

Sam: well, i imagine you'd have to with that many. why did you adopt 65 children?

M: so they could be in our family.

Sam: where do you live?

M: i live in...

Isaiah: SHE LIVES IN THE 80's!

i don't remember what was said or done after that line, as i was too busy choking on my water. sam and i laughed until we cried. you had to be there.